hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

partymanyeah:

loudmouthed:

partymanyeah:

loudmouthed:

i am craving Taco Bell.. i gotta stay strong i cut fast food out of my diet 5 days ago

you can doing it. just give the french frying to a me

i almost said something rude but i went to your blog and english isn’t your first language and this is actually pretty good for someone who never formally learned english im proud of you

thanks you friend. it my third language. i try harder for french frying

cokeflow:

shout out to people who help me with really simple things because I’m an idiot

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

lilladelph:

cotton candy paradise

lilladelph:

cotton candy paradise

  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)
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